Tag: Babylon Bee

Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record

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Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record
NEW YORK, NY—In an inspiring story from the world of professional cycling, a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist has crushed all the regular bicyclists, setting an unbelievable world record. In a local qualifying race for the World Road Cycling League, the motorcyclist crushed the previous 100-mile record of 3 hours, 13 minutes with his amazing new score of well under an hour.… Read the rest

The Bee Explains: Common Racist Hand Signals

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The Bee Explains: Common Racist Hand Signals
If there’s one thing you’ve noticed about white nationalists, it’s that they have hands. And something they’ve been doing a lot with their hands lately is sending out secret messages in support of white supremacy. If you see anyone doing any of these hand gestures, you can be certain they are a racist and should report them to the nearest racism reporting facility (usually Twitter).… Read the rest

Biden Administration To Provide Grief Counselors At All Gas Pumps

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Biden Administration To Provide Grief Counselors At All Gas Pumps
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a move to help alleviate pain at the pump, the Biden Administration has announced a $1 billion initiative to provide grief and trauma counselors to stand by at all gas pumps across the nation. The plan will fund licensed therapists and psychiatrists to stand at the ready at gas pumps from New York to California to comfort people mourning the loss of hundreds of dollars every time they fill up their tanks.… Read the rest

They Cannot Take a Joke

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They Cannot Take a Joke
When is Satire Truer than “the Truth”? One of my favorite satire sites, www.babylonbee.com  was just suspended by Twitter and Facebook. Well, it looks like I am in good company, as I was banned by Facebook too!  Here is my article on being banned:  http://www.opensourcetruth.com/free-from-facebook-shadow-banning-and-mind-control/ Let’s keep laughing so we don’t have to cry! —— Original Message —— Received: 07:06 PM EDT, 10/28/2020 From: “Babylon Bee” Subject: Twitter Suspends Conservative Satire Site It’s been quite a week.… Read the rest